Gallery 1: LADIES WEAR conceptual black and white
ATIITUDE WITH ELEGANCE AND A WHIP BETWEEN HER TEETH
PonyGurls ride noble fleet footed and elegant equines
PonyGurls are sick of just having fun on someone elses terms
PonyGurls are as sheer class as the shimmer of their nylons
PonyGurl know exactly what they want and this society does not have it
Ponygurls embrace the Gothic Sprit
PonyGurls do not care what others think
PonyGurls do no drink pints they drink champagne and you're paying
PonyGurls wear fur
PonyGurls smoke and do not light their own cigarettes
PonyGurls ride to hounds
PonyGurls take pride in being bad role models and see it as their civic duty to save the world from conformity
PonyGurls do not comfort eat femme fatales don't get depressed
If PonyGurls put on a little weight it's all the more excuse to corset up
PonyGurls are immortal so do not age
PonyGurls support the monarchy
PonyGurls remind people at every opportunity that the horse has absolute right of way on the Queen's highways
PonyGurl places include Prague St.Moritz Pardubice Slovakia Sloane Street and Punchestown
PonyGurls loathe the sun
PonyGurls like to dominate
PonyGurls are the pick of the paddock
PonyGurls are dark horses
Ponygurls don't just turn men's heads they rip them off and drink the blood
PonyGurls do not take carriages before (almost)dawn
PonyGurls do not play Badminton its for the petit bourgeois
PonyGurls are as elegant as evil
PonyGurls do not do as they are told
PonyGurls are Libertines
PonyGurls abhor globalisation and do not understand what the drones do all day in shopping centres
PonyGurls go to Cheltenham not Ascot
PonyGurls are not herd animals
PonyGurls are alpha females
PonyGurls have broken the chains that tied them to the sink
If a Ponygurl had her way cities would be levelled to make way for green fields
PonyGurls wear Tweed with edge
The PonyGurl's way to a man's heart is with her stiletto
PonyGurls are Glamour
Ponygurls create and embrace fetish
PonyGurls are corsetted
PonyGurls do not do synthetics except for latex and pvc
PonyGurls are sleek predators like the mink
PonyGurls are as wily and beautiful as the fox
PonyGurls love the Vampyr
PonyGurls do no fear the reaper
PonyGurls are the true eco warriors aganst urban prejudice
PonyGurls do not conform
PonyGurls despise fascism and racism
Ponygurls are film noir
A PonyGurl's lipstick is a weapon
A whip to a PonyGurl is not for use on her steed but for securing compliance from her stable lad
PonyGurls find the best polish for patent thighboot or leather riding boot is a man's saliva
PonyGurls wear leather gloves in case they catch germs when their hand is kissed
A PonyGurl is a femme fatale
A PonyGurl lets her dark self go
PonyGurls sleep with their cats, terriers or Borzoi on the bed
A PonyGurls farrier is Manolo Blahnik
PonyGurl casual means jodphurs
PonyGurls are neo classicists
PonyGurls always dress to kill
PonyGurls were born in black and white
PonyGurl heroes and heroines:
Elizabeth Bathory, Emma Peel, Baron von Richtofen, Cruella deVille, Catherine Deneuve, Earnest Hemingway, headless horsemen (especially Prussians with filed teeth who don't talk much) Ilya Kuryakin, Lara Flynn Boyle, Kate Beckinsale, Ladislav Petras, Vladislav Snitkovskij, Peter Gehm, Roland the Gunslinger, The Vampire Lestat, Boris Johnson, The greatest sculptor the world has ever seen Thierry Mugler, Christian Lacroix, Zara Phillips,
Vivien Leigh, Adrea Spedding, Basil Rathbone, Ava Gardner, Mildred Pierce, Anna Wintour, Carine Roitfield, Natasha Poly, Eugenia Volodina , Jessica Miller, Baron von sacher masoch,
The Black Canary, Michelle Pfeiffer for her miaow,
Rupert of The Rhine, Wagner, Rudyard Kipling, National Hunt jockeys and Argentinian polo players, Nick Cave, P.J.Harvey, John Lydon, charlie Mann and Paul Nicholls for their racing achievements and personal style, A.P.McCoy, Zhana Friske, Vin Diesel, Micheal Caine ONLY in the Eagle has Landed, Sala from the Phantom, Captain Black and the mysterons, vampyrs, Johnny Depp, second Earl of Rochester John Wilmot, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, Lord Byron, Rudyard Kipling, Nosferatu, the classic Dominatrix, Greta Garbo, Richard Dunwoody, Debbie Harry, Helmut Newton, Vladimir Putin, Lady Sylvia Marsh, Bram Stoker, world war one aviators.
Essential PonyGurl wardrobe:
Mugler, Chanel, Dior, Gucci, Lacroix,
corsetry, stockings and suspenders, spiked heels and thighboots, tweed, operagloves, furs, lipstick in blood red and deepest carmine, jodphurs, riding boots, Period couture lingerie and foundation garments, a Luftwaffe leather jacket(the only good thing to come out of Germany during the war), a deluded but utterly devoted upper class friend with an Aston Martin for dropping her off in Sloane street, at least two gay male friends who think she is a goddess,
a least one horse, an Hermes saddle, a compliant stable lad, English or Argentine leather and lots of it especially on their men, a veiled hat, bitter dark chocolate, Marlboro Lights, and ideally a Sopwith Camel.
PonyGurl Hobbies:
Polo, Steeplechasing, eventing, dressage, sidesaddle, hunting, lacrosse, vintage fighter planes, walking out in the evenings in nothing but vintage lingerie and a fur, smoking, watching Argentine grooms polishing leather saddles, swooning at anyone who has ridden the Latouche, Conservation, caviar, oysters, archery, fencing, cresta run, anything to do with vampires, waking up in unfurnished apartments in Uzbekistan, endurance riding preferably in Mongolia, wondering what they were doing in a Berlin Art movie premiering at the alternative film festival at Deauville (upside down on crucifix naked in the snow) because they don't remember doing it, point to points, hunt balls,
Russian resaurants, Bangladeshi weddings, lambing, cool clubs in Soho, Burlesque.